Andrew Pattee (@andrewpattee) • Collective gay friends app

Andrew Pattee @andrewpattee

Wait I took and edible and forgot this song was kinda tea

It’s a Monday

Guess I gotta accept the pain Need a cigarette to make me feel better

Just remembered you could watch me pull up on your body Like it's summer, take my clothes off in the water Splash around and get you blessed like holy water I don't know what you were waiting for You know that I've been waiting for you (I only threw this party for you)

Only wanted to die twice today

Gen Z coworkers thought I was 27

Who else feeling cuntissimo post mercury retrograde?

Lorde pushing 30 and still singing about the boyfriend she had when she was 17, I absolutely get it.

Managed to get section 100 for mayhem ball

Reading in public feels like this to me.

Scared for how hard this week is going to absolutely dog walk me

You’re not gonna like to hear this, but this is a lot of y’all on this app.

Gay guys getting the sudden urge to test the nudity guidelines on this app

Look at this photo of lady Gaga and I

Me opening up 99% of social apps rn

Found out a boy I’ve been chatting with on a dating app is already engaged

Please pray I get into Gaga SNL tonight

No more gay guy group pics from Brazil carnival

Didn’t get into the Spotify lady Gaga press conference, kinda gay (derogatory)

The first pic I’m recreating when it’s back hot outside

Feeling like the only person who isn’t in Brazil rn

Puerto Rico is cute

Got wished a happy birthday on raya more than I would have expected

it’s my bday tomorrow

Have nothing to post about atm

This is what drinking an iced coffee while chewing nicotine gum feels like

My 30 year old ass showing up to the Eusexua tour

Coping with the state of America’s government rn

Really into saying the map precedes the territory rn

Still hungover from NYE