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Max @elavxam

literal superhero | diamond miner | president of the universe | best friends with Oprah | overly-humble | failed the Turing Test | has no morals | NYC

I had lunch w my office gym crush today! He’s straight and he’s married but who knows he might be looking for a little gay boy to... u know ...

my BeReal for today

I miss organized sports

Lana Del Rey please forgive me. I was unfamiliar with your game, did not know you had that dog in you like that. I’m still learning and hope to challenge myself and avoid these issues in the future

your mid 20s are for getting hot and trying not to kill yourself

Rainy Sunday and I was gonna grill chicken 🙄

Love a good Bierstadt, my favorite American romanticist “A Storm in the Rocky Mountains”, Albert Bierstadt, 1866, on view at the Brooklyn Museum

My ass is looking insane today. This is probably one of the best ass days I’ve ever had

Terrible day to be a coffee

new on CD we have

I feel like y’all aren’t stretching enough. When was the last time you touched your toes? Be honest

not now kitten daddy’s stock portfolio is tanking

you can laugh it off, but you started a war

everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt

Damn u gays gotta be rich as fuck huh

A comment I made on an instagram post just hit over 300 likes and I don’t know how to deal with the fame oh god oh fuck

Was recently asked to do the Enneagram test. I scored very high, almost concerningly high, in #3, The Achiever, described as being success-oriented, pragmatic, driven, and image-concious Also high in groups 1 (The Reformer), 2 (The Helper), 4 (The Individualist), and 8 (The Challenger)

thinking abt Laura Van der Booben today

I did a march madness bracket w work friends even tho I don’t watch basketball whatsoever. I am already in last place. Hope your day is going better than mine is #😘🥰🤙

I need a new headshot, my current one is from 3 years and 50 pounds ago 😳 Can anyone help me out?

The Greenhouse at Blue Hill at Stone Barns in Tarrytown, NY

not now kitten daddy’s spiraling

as far as any of you should be concerned about who I am and where I come from, just know that I am Italian

“Yossarian blazed with hatred and wrath when he saw he was the victim of an irresponsible joke that had destroyed his sleep and reduced him to a whimpering hulk. He wanted to kill, he wanted to murder. He was angrier than he had ever been before.” - Joseph Heller, Catch-22

Oh sweet! Acts of violence! 😀

it sucks to see people living your dream (being in the military)

you will never see the sun. but at least you’ll have this. and isn’t this better anyway?