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Max @elavxam

literal superhero | diamond miner | president of the universe | best friends with Oprah | overly-humble | failed the Turing Test | has no morals | NYC

leg veins starting to pop?? Yes please ;)

Honestly kind of ashamed that I haven’t played hockey in over a year. Need to lace em up expeditiously

new favorite dessert shop unlocked

honestly I don’t think any of you are real people

I had lunch w my office gym crush today! He’s straight and he’s married but who knows he might be looking for a little gay boy to... u know ...

my BeReal for today

I miss organized sports

Lana Del Rey please forgive me. I was unfamiliar with your game, did not know you had that dog in you like that. I’m still learning and hope to challenge myself and avoid these issues in the future

your mid 20s are for getting hot and trying not to kill yourself

Rainy Sunday and I was gonna grill chicken 🙄

Love a good Bierstadt, my favorite American romanticist “A Storm in the Rocky Mountains”, Albert Bierstadt, 1866, on view at the Brooklyn Museum

My ass is looking insane today. This is probably one of the best ass days I’ve ever had

Terrible day to be a coffee

new on CD we have

I feel like y’all aren’t stretching enough. When was the last time you touched your toes? Be honest

not now kitten daddy’s stock portfolio is tanking

you can laugh it off, but you started a war

everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt

Damn u gays gotta be rich as fuck huh

A comment I made on an instagram post just hit over 300 likes and I don’t know how to deal with the fame oh god oh fuck

Was recently asked to do the Enneagram test. I scored very high, almost concerningly high, in #3, The Achiever, described as being success-oriented, pragmatic, driven, and image-concious Also high in groups 1 (The Reformer), 2 (The Helper), 4 (The Individualist), and 8 (The Challenger)

thinking abt Laura Van der Booben today

I did a march madness bracket w work friends even tho I don’t watch basketball whatsoever. I am already in last place. Hope your day is going better than mine is #😘🥰🤙

I need a new headshot, my current one is from 3 years and 50 pounds ago 😳 Can anyone help me out?