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Isaac @imisaac

A sumptuous bouquet of... um... bees.

Found my Soundcloud rapper name

I found these plants on a walk. They’re called Lords and Ladies. Severely toxic upon contact or ingestion. Oh the irony.

——————————— I saw someone else do a poem, and I like one upping people, so I present... *drumroll please* hey! That’s not a drumroll, you’re just slapping your penis on your phone screen. FINE. Here’s Medicated. Which I currently am not.

No, Mr Tumble, that was not sign language, those were gang signs.

Ok the pot goodle thing was kind of a joke, but I’ve always wanted to dance to this on a dark street under a flickering streetlamp

Date idea: chopping pot goodles (Guinness + pot noodles) in the back alley behind the London Scientology chapter. Then raucous sex.

How I look at you when I hear you have a weekly bath in Hellman’s mayonnaise

I call him tumour. He grows on you.

I’m not a fucking drilla