Matthew @matthew (Ashford) • Collective gay friends app

Matthew @matthew

overpromise and under-deliver

Ashford, GB

art

design

travel

architecture

music

fitness

urban design

fashion

New PB unlocked, FarmGay

I’m on a queer artist hype… no straight art in my flat

I don’t want a boyfriend.. I want an executive assistant and a creative director.

I just bought a bike, you just wait, this ass is going to be huge and lycra clad

Yes, I did just spend £300 on underwear. Yes, I was totally drawn in by queer coded marketing. And yes, I am a marketer’s dream shmuck. Catch me jogging around Hackney in my TINY lil shorts tho.

I’m in Rio for carnival in a couple of weeks. Does anyone have any recommendations?

I’ve also decided to be an exhibitionist for 2022. All guests at my flat get to see my dick on the wall now. @fewix

I need a frend that will stay in with me and take tasteful nudes. We can also make bad art, and if possible please can you teach me to speak Spanish with an argentine accent?

I have come to the sudden and devastating realisation that although my mullet makes me feel cool and cute.. She is not making me feel submissive and breedable. She has been asked to leave.

When the hangover leaves, so will I. That’s the rules if I stay over, sorry if you had stuff to do.

They’re for sports..

Boats ‘N Hoes Can you guess who is the boat and who is the hoe?

I bought a ticket for Primavera with a group of friends pre-Covid… two years later, I now no longer speak to these friends… AND all the other people I know are going 2nd weekend… fml I was so excited for this in 2019

It was my birthday at the weekend, I have been hungover since ✌️😚

Did you guys know I’m also a PonyBoy©️

Cursed islands have very quiet beaches

I took a video of myself undressing for an art reference. And now I just want to start an OF of me awkwardly taking my clothes off while looking directly at the camera.

New flat, new opportunity to build excessive amounts of bespoke furniture for a property I dont own 🤩

If you want to be 100% sure I’m going to look at a post, you need to put a ‘sensitive content’ filter over it.