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Theo @theo-p

A literal human pizza.

No beard. So weird.

Nothing like dragging ass at McDonald’s charging my EV in 28F degree weather to get back to Nashville from a new year in Lexington.

Happy New Year bitches 💅 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

78 hours to go 🎉

Freshly faded for the new year

Hungover Drag Grinch trivia silver medalist. At your service 😴 💤

Call in sick bb

Oh hai Louisville

The Friday after

Bryant Park skating

A room with a view

Weekend upon us 😏

Americanos and breakfast tacos. Who’s down?

Take note y’all. If Ciroq stops tasting like shit, we know what Diddy’s secret ingredient was! 💀

What’s next this weekend?

A room with a view

It’s Saturday. Do we have to really get up?

Dead River running

Finished varnishing the award for my QA queen

Thought this Friday would never get here