Tim (@tiimo) • Collective gay friends app

Tim @tiimo

Former child, occasional adult (38) 🌱 ⚒ 🏳️‍🌈 🧍‍♂️ 👨‍🎨 📺 🎥 🎭 🎶 👨‍💻🔨🪡 Collecting Melbourne gays like they’re Pokemon

Unwelcome tinder advice: Include pictures other than selfies. a. Shows you have friends. And 2. Shows what you actually look like. Doesn’t matter if your friends are shit photographers. Do it anyway. Look how happy I look! I never look happy in selfies.

A man? In his little undies?! Stopppp

I’m an unhappily-single gay online, and therefore qualified to dole out some advice no one needs, asked for, or could conceive of wanting. I gotta tell some of gay boys, you need some help with your Tinders. A cap in every photo? I assume you’re bald/balding (not bad) And that you’re ashamed of it (bad) Follow for more aggressive dating advice

Day 10/? of this illness

It goes without saying, but there’s nothing quite like day eight of a pretty horrific flu to feel the crushing weight of being alone.

I’m loving Collective’s constant “you might like” suggestions showing me the single most gorgeous man-of-my-dreams man... 160,000 kms away.

Too many feelings this week.

Gay Powers restored. 💇🏼‍♀️

Do these pants count as workplace harassment?

If I could form even a single habit... I’d be unstoppable.

Winter preparations

He’s a testy boy

Solving problems

/ExtremelyEdited

I don’t have any workout pics, only arts and crafts

My most obscure ick is when a man’s boxer briefs stick out past his little running shorts. Grow up. Wear briefs - know comfort!

How come every boy I fall in love with on this app is 16,782kms away...

Life is short. Eat the cake. (My vegan white chocolate and strawberry triple layer cake.)

Sometimes I like a little walk

At one point this January..

Purple themed stickers for my next notebook.