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Ahmad @ahmd

📍New Jersey / 1993 Container of multitudes. My Cancer is Sun, and my Leo is Moon

I’m very much anti kids in public establishments when their parents can’t be bothered to soothe them. Like if your kid is being a menace, you need to handle up on that...

Standing on a cliffside and shouting this out in the wind, but sexy

There’s 8.142 billion versions of the world...of reality, really

Winter to spring, spring back to fall. Isn’t it cool how nothing here changes at all?

Someone made a change.org petition for the Ariana grande tour lol. Will Ticketmaster do anything? Prob not. But crossing a signature threshold forces at least a government response. This could be the steps towards breaking up the monopoly... Here’s the link >> https://c.org/9YfjMTGVJp

Grandthey gagged me

hawk eye was a demon twink

Eggs bacon grits

But if the business is TRUE?

I feel like men lying about their age is on another level of red flag. Crimson...sanguine...burgundy even

The original >> the pitbull remix

Sometimes, I think to myself that I should just be in my slut era and transform into a maneater. But I know that wouldn’t bring me happiness. So I stay rooted in my celibate epoch. I’ve planted that seed and will see the harvest.

“Sometimes, my heart feels so black, like the dunes of the sand. And other days, my heart feels like...rainbows”

I’ve got a friend who bought a luxury vehicle, but won’t go anywhere because they’re afraid of racking up “mileage” on it. Like girl. Cars are meant to be used for transport, the luxury aspect is a premium. At that rate, trade it in and get a 90s beater. “IF YOU ARE NOT VERY CAREFUL, YOUR POSSESSIONS WILL POSSESS YOU”

Under the chemtrails, over the, country club (yeah)

Come get y’all juice

Idk why people are always sooo pressed when I say I’m going to xyz concert. Like, I’m doing something that I enjoy and feeds my soul. Literally, the reverberation from the speakers take root in my ribcage...the energy from the crowd lift me up. But, spending $80 a weekend at a dive bar to be more susceptible to demons is somehow more fiscally or morally responsible? You gon’ have to let that shit go (yuh)

I want to hear Nicki Minaj cover this

Ticketmaster needs to have Stan verification. It’s over for me girls 😔

I feel like I get a Verizon bill like every other day. No??

Take a bite, take a bite (uhh) sour candy

Generally don’t like sleeping in, but ain’t shit else to do in suburbia tbh 😔

I’m Psyduck rn

There’s something to be said about having a super curated online presence, to the point where it feels authentically inauthentic...but sometimes I look at guys profiles on dating apps and I’m like, are they going for a serial killer vibe?? Or are they bad news. Like what’s the deal there

When the chile is tea, but the finna is gag. Sis, I’m dead as a chile...

I wish the outro was sonically different than what it ended up, but I’ll take it.

My best friend is having a destination wedding at a fancy location. Between travel and accommodations, it’s already a couple grand. I’m going, but my issue is that when I’ve asked her to visit me for my milestones (obviously not as monumental as a wedding...), she’s used lack of time off and $ as excuses. It really is that thing where single people’s accomplishments are not seen as important as couples, but I digress. What do you feel is an appropriate gift amount?

The new classic

Dry (text) me, I dessert yuh. Good luck booking that hookup you speak of.

Just me and my cubital tunnel syndrome against the world