i miss early 00s America. the Yellow Wendy’s with the thumb in the chili America. the texting with analog buttons on a Qwerty keyboard America. the Virgin/Boost Mobile paying for cell phone minutes and text messages America. The “Coming soon on Video” bumper on Disney VHS tapes America. The Oprah surprising guests in her audience America. The music video countdowns on MTV America. The renting something from a video store America. The lining up for new books or CDs or video games America. The recording your voicemail with a song playing in the background America.