Grindr feels like the clearance aisle 🛒 of humanity right now. Packed with straight, married ‘DL’ toys sneaking around like it’s Costco free sample day. ☣️ Bring Dettol, babes — this isn’t flirty, it’s a full-on public health hazard. Gentlemen, go back to your wives. Playing with someone else’s property isn’t rebellious — it’s unethical. We fought so hard for marriage equality, and for what? So vows could be treated like expired coupons 🗑️ while everyone speedruns Pornhub 📱🍿 between ghost-cum-run hookups? Traditions, monogamy, discipline, respect — 🤡 apparently no one’s heard of them. The same people who wanted to destroy every stereotype became the punchline of all of them. This isn’t freedom — it’s self-sabotage with a side of chlamydia. Community takes discipline — not just in the bedroom, but in character. If you can’t control yourself, you don’t deserve anyone’s attention. I don’t play in the public toy aisle — I own the shop 💅 and I raise the prices. If you want premium, act premium: honesty, integrity, actual self-control. Otherwise stay on clearance 🏷️ — I don’t touch what comes with a wedding ring, a burner phone, and a Dettol warning label. 😏 Premium standards only 💅☀️