Grindr feels like the clearance aisle π of humanity right now.
Packed with straight, married βDLβ toys sneaking around like itβs Costco free sample day. β£οΈ Bring Dettol, babes β this isnβt flirty, itβs a full-on public health hazard.
Gentlemen, go back to your wives. Playing with someone elseβs property isnβt rebellious β itβs unethical.
We fought so hard for marriage equality, and for what? So vows could be treated like expired coupons ποΈ while everyone speedruns Pornhub π±πΏ between ghost-cum-run hookups?
Traditions, monogamy, discipline, respect β π€‘ apparently no oneβs heard of them.
The same people who wanted to destroy every stereotype became the punchline of all of them.
This isnβt freedom β itβs self-sabotage with a side of chlamydia.
Community takes discipline β not just in the bedroom, but in character.
If you canβt control yourself, you donβt deserve anyoneβs attention.
I donβt play in the public toy aisle β I own the shop π
and I raise the prices.
If you want premium, act premium: honesty, integrity, actual self-control.
Otherwise stay on clearance π·οΈ β I donβt touch what comes with a wedding ring, a burner phone, and a Dettol warning label. π
Premium standards only π
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