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Krzysiu (@mrfizzy) - Collective Profile | Leeds, GB Founder CEO at ArtLicenceStudiocouk. Not a hookup menu 🍸 |Bring coffee & a good joke first ☕️😂 Satire/critique. No affiliation with any platform. Recent posts: a bowl of pink smoothie topped with berries sits next to a mug of tea. the photo is taken on a wooden surface., an illustration depicts an hourglass wearing a crown, with construction cranes in the background. footprints lead away from the hourglass., a graphic illustration depicts a phone with a "do not disturb" toggle activated, while missiles fly overhead. a lit candle sits below the phone., an illustration depicts a yellow heart balloon with a tag that reads "value ≠ price." a robber mask and scissors are also present, conveying a message about value and price., an illustration of a neon vending machine dispensing hearts, with scissors in the foreground. a small table and chairs are in the background., an illustration depicts a shopping cart filled with bread, flowers, and pencils. a sign above reads, "make peace, not margins.", an oxygen mask is connected to a candle inside a glass dome. the shadow of a person is cast on the wall behind the objects., a small desk fan blows air toward a lit candle enclosed in a glass cloche. the image is a minimalist still life with a neutral background., an abstract illustration of a maze with a heart at the center. a red path leads to the heart, symbolizing a journey or process., a stylized image of a key and a smartphone. the key is mint green and gold, and the phone is a blank, off-white rectangle., two minimalist calendar icons, one with an orange circle and the other with a ghosted circle, set against a white background., an abstract illustration depicts hands forming a house shape with connecting lines and stars. a silhouette of a person's face is also included., an abstract illustration depicts a maze with open doors. a red ribbon leads to a glowing heart at the center., an abstract graphic design featuring overlapping shapes and a minimalist aesthetic. the composition includes a white pill-shaped form, a blue crescent, and a gray sphere., an abstract illustration depicts a figure emerging from a cracked golden mask, radiating light. the image conveys themes of transformation and self-discovery., .
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Krzysiu @mrfizzy

Not a hookup menu 🍸 |Bring coffee & a good joke first ☕️😂 Satire/critique. No affiliation with any platform.
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A bowl of pink smoothie topped with berries sits next to a mug of tea. The photo is taken on a wooden surface.
Pink like a love commit, cold as the server room. Ginseng on the side—ship it. 💾🥣🍵 Focus +10. 🫐⚡️
An illustration depicts an hourglass wearing a crown, with construction cranes in the background. Footprints lead away from the hourglass.
10) Crown of Shifts An hourglass balances a crown while cranes loom like unpaid interns. Time is the only monarch; footprints clock out. If glory’s a hard hat, this one comes with overtime.
A graphic illustration depicts a phone with a "Do Not Disturb" toggle activated, while missiles fly overhead. A lit candle sits below the phone.
8) Attention Strike Phone on Do Not Disturb as missiles ghost by; a candle negotiates better lighting conditions. We’re striking until reality offers benefits. Bring snacks; leave push notifications.
An illustration depicts a yellow heart balloon with a tag that reads "Value ≠ Price." A robber mask and scissors are also present, conveying a message about value and price.
6) Scam-Proof Heart A yellow heart floats up, tag reading “Value ≠ Price.” On the floor: a robber mask and a sale sticker sulking. The shears are receipts. Romance exits the clearance aisle.
An illustration of a neon vending machine dispensing hearts, with scissors in the foreground. A small table and chairs are in the background.
4) Fake Love Factory Neon vending of pink hearts hums beside a small, honest table for two. The scissors wait, unionized. Insert coins for loneliness; keep the change for conversation.
An illustration depicts a shopping cart filled with bread, flowers, and pencils. A sign above reads, "Make peace, not margins."
2) War Is a Bad Business Plan A trolley packed with bread, flowers and pencils parks beneath a sign: “Make peace, not margins.” The only logo is “no missiles.” ROI measured in lunches and lessons—share price of humanity up 300%.
Exhibition intro — “Ego Crush: Dubai & Other Myths” The show where gold gets a reality check and romance asks for a manager. In a world selling neon feelings and surge-priced attention, these pictures offer low-tech upgrades: scissors, rings, candles, breath. An ego-perfume tries to humidify a desert—it smells terrific and fixes nothing. A cart chooses bread over bombs because lunch beats collateral. A phone puppeteers the thumb until a unionized scissor files a grievance. A vending machine markets “matches,” yet the real luxury is a table for two. Pills glitter; the heart glows brighter. Value divorces Price and keeps the houseplants. Yachts ooze, cards drip; a sapling counts growth in chlorophyll, not cashback. We switch on Do Not Disturb so reality can speak. A wedding ring becomes a room—limited seating, lifelong run. The final crown? An hourglass: time rules, dignity fits everyone. Pop palette, clinical edges—mint, teal, daffodil, midnight—keep the satire steady. The joke lands soft; the thesis lands hard: if love is infrastructure, maintenance is art. Bring curiosity. Leave with fewer notifications and better boundaries.
An oxygen mask is connected to a candle inside a glass dome. The shadow of a person is cast on the wall behind the objects.
9. Oxygen, Not Perfume An oxygen mask feeds a bell-jar candle; the bottle’s shadow lingers. Survival over sillage. Breathe first, brand later.
A small desk fan blows air toward a lit candle enclosed in a glass cloche. The image is a minimalist still life with a neutral background.
7. Candle vs Fan A cloched flame faces a desk fan. Performance huffs; care shelters. Keep the warmth, not the draft.
An abstract illustration of a maze with a heart at the center. A red path leads to the heart, symbolizing a journey or process.
5. Boundary Garden An open maze, a red consent-thread, a cloche-heart at center. Boundaries as trellis: choose the gate, earn the garden.
A stylized image of a key and a smartphone. The key is mint green and gold, and the phone is a blank, off-white rectangle.
3. Keys vs Swipe A mint-gold key beside a blank pass. Entry by promise versus access by gesture. Commitment keeps teeth, weight, and memory. Analog on purpose.
Two minimalist calendar icons, one with an orange circle and the other with a ghosted circle, set against a white background.
1. Calendar vs Loading Two icons: a dated ring and a ghosted spinner. One fixes a day; the other stalls for applause. Presence is signed; fantasy buffers. Time, not timeline.
An abstract illustration depicts hands forming a house shape with connecting lines and stars. A silhouette of a person's face is also included.
Family Constellation Interlinked hands map star-nodes into a home. Belonging drawn as gravity by agreement: blood is one orbit, choice another. The house appears wherever the hands agree to hold.
An abstract illustration depicts a maze with open doors. A red ribbon leads to a glowing heart at the center.
Boundary Garden Translucent walls form an open maze; a red ribbon leads to a glowing seed at center. Boundaries as trellis, not prison: a way to grow what you keep, and keep what helps you grow.
An abstract graphic design featuring overlapping shapes and a minimalist aesthetic. The composition includes a white pill-shaped form, a blue crescent, and a gray sphere.
Different Clocks (Bennie & Me) Two overlapping time-pills: dog-time crowded with ticks, human-time spaced wide. A bead marks the shared now; a crescent leans like a sleeping breath. Anticipatory grief in geometry—loving a life that runs faster, and staying anyway.
Love, Engineered — Designs for the Heart Exhibition text: This series documents a pivot from survival theatre to sustainable living. Where the earlier cycle trapped the body in loops, these works show systems redesigned: music returns to the chest as function, not performance; time is faced honestly, with a bead of shared now balanced between different clocks; ego is portioned like medicine; boundaries become cultivation rather than walls; the heart learns architecture; and family is charted as a sky we choose to navigate together. The palette stays restrained — ivory, mint, slate, gold — because clarity needs quiet. Forms are clinical but not cold, borrowing the museum’s glassware to present feelings as instruments, organs, habitats. Each image proposes care as technology: tune the heart, honour asynchronous time, right-size the self, trellis desire, blueprint consent, and map belonging. The result isn’t utopia; it’s maintenance. Healing isn’t a finale — just better engineering. Here, tenderness is not a leak to be sealed; it’s the operating system.
An abstract illustration depicts a figure emerging from a cracked golden mask, radiating light. The image conveys themes of transformation and self-discovery.
10. The Resurrection of Self-Respect From a cracked mask, a warm ascent. We didn’t just survive—we outgrew the costume. Detox from performance; reclaim the person.
A burnt receipt lists "Regret, Anxiety, Ghosting, STI test" with a total of £289.99. A golden halo surrounds the receipt.
8. Burnt Receipt of Love A purchase you can’t return: Regret, Anxiety, Ghosting, Tests. Total: Premium. The halo is pretty; the maths are brutal.
An illustration depicts a server rack with folders labeled "HIV DATA" and "SOLD." The phrase "Blessed are the Terms & Conditions" is inscribed below.
6. The Shrine of Data Servers as reliquaries; folders as relics. “Blessed are the Terms & Conditions”—for they shall inherit your secrets and resell the silence.
An illustration depicts a Grindr-themed altar with a rainbow in the background. The image satirizes the app's influence on the LGBTQ+ community.
4. The Rainbow Cult An altar of glowing screens promises community on tap. Commandment: Tap. Pray. Repeat. Inclusion is wallpaper; devotion is dopamine.
A satirical illustration depicting Jesus and his disciples taking selfies with smartphones at the Last Supper, with a banner reading "Freedom = Addiction."
2. The Communion of Chemsex A neon liturgy where the chalice is a phone and halos arrive pre-powdered. “Freedom = Addiction” hangs like a hymn. Amen, then airplane mode.
The album cover for Kanye West's "Graduation" album, featuring a cartoon bear character in a colorful, surreal style. The artwork is by Takashi Murakami.
Soundtrack to my “Ego Crush” series: gold gets a reality check, love un-paywalled, scissors cut strings, rings become rooms, phones go DND, yachts melt into saplings. “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” energy—less flex, more care. Love is infrastructure; maintenance is the art.
An illustration depicts a golden ring with two green armchairs and a small table inside. Two phones are in the background.
9) Monogamy Flex A golden ring becomes a quiet lounge for two armchairs. Phones fade to wallpaper. Minimal seating, maximal signal. Reservations recommended for the rest of your life.
An illustration depicts a yacht melting over a credit card, with a heart and scissors. A small plant grows nearby, symbolizing growth and environmental themes.
7) Planet (More Than) Profit A super-yacht melts over a credit card while a sapling lifts an eyebrow. Compassion cuts the plastic; growth reverts to chlorophyll. Luxury drips, life persists.
An illustration depicts a glowing heart encased in glass, surrounded by scattered capsules and small plants. The image conveys a message about health and well-being.
5) Drug-Free Shine An amber heart under glass outshines the capsules littering the floor. Detox isn’t beige—it sparkles. Side effects include feeling your feelings and remembering where you put your soul.
An illustration depicts a phone with strings attached to a pair of scissors. The scissors are about to cut the strings, with a shadow of the scissors below.
3) Manipulation Detox A phone dangles puppet strings; a coral scissor swings in like labor rights for the thumb. One snip and the algorithm stops telling you who you are. Freedom has a satisfying paper-cut sound.
An illustration of a gold perfume bottle labeled "EGO" spraying into a desert landscape. The image has a surreal and advertising aesthetic.
1) Dubai Mirage A luxury bottle labeled “EGO” mists a desert like it’s air-freshener for emptiness. Gold glows, water’s missing. The billboard sheen sells transcendence; the dunes read “terms apply.” Smells like money; wears like thirst.
An abstract illustration of two chairs and a table. The image has a minimalist aesthetic with a muted color palette.
10. Two Chairs, One Table Two chairs, one table; the crowd fades. Scale as ethics: less audience, more witness. The room that matters fits exactly us.
An abstract illustration features a glowing amber sphere encased in a glass cloche. The composition is minimalist, with a focus on light and form.
8. Hold, Don’t Scroll An amber ember ringed by quiet tiles. Shrine, not feed. Custody of focus: small light, long attention.
A close-up, stylized image of a seatbelt buckle with a heart-shaped object inside. The image conveys themes of love and safety.
6. Heart Seatbelt A buckle guards a soft heart. Not fear—care. Tenderness travels strapped-in; romance arrives roadworthy.
An abstract illustration depicts a heart breaking free from a price tag. The image conveys themes of love, value, and the rejection of commercialism.
4. Price Tag Cut A heart slips free of a price tag; one gold bead marks the snip. Love exits retail, unbarcoded. Value, not value-add.
A minimalist graphic design features a black phone with an illuminated orange ring above a slot. The image has a dark, sleek aesthetic.
2. Ring Above the Slot A lit ring hovers over a phone’s slot. Ceremony meets casino—and refuses. Vows are not micro-payments; desire doesn’t swipe for credit.
Exhibition Intro — “Quiet Revolutions” This suite swaps spectacle for maintenance. In a culture that monetizes attention and gamifies desire, each work retools intimacy as a durable system. A maze becomes a garden where consent is the red trellis. A calendar beats a spinner—presence over previews. Flames are sheltered from clout’s draft. Hearts are buckled because care travels. We build shrines for focus, choose keys over swipes, oxygen over perfume. Price tags fall away; rings refuse the slot. A table for two outlasts a room of spectators. The visual language is spare and surgical: porcelain grounds, mint and slate as coolants, a single amber core repeating like a pulse. Pop-clean silhouettes meet clinical calm—echoes of museum vitrines and pharmacy light—so ideas stay legible from across the room. What’s proposed isn’t utopia but upkeep: boundaries as design, attention as resource, vows as technology. The revolution here is quiet; it simply keeps working.
An artistic illustration of a heart-shaped house with windows, a door, and a balcony. The image conveys themes of intimacy and consent.
Open-Heart Architecture A house made from a heart: warm windows, a welcome door, a visible lock. Consent as design. Guardrails hold the terraces—tenderness stays open, held by structure. Intimacy is a curated room with chairs for two.
A glass crown floats above a reflective surface, casting a shadow that resembles a person. The image conveys a sense of balance and introspection.
Ego, Tamed A glass crown over still water; mirror shards arranged into a quiet halo. Not shatter, but dosage. Prestige becomes trace mineral, handled with care. The shadow watches, not rules—ego in balance, presence over performance.
An abstract illustration depicts a human torso with a tuning fork and gramophone inside the chest. Birds are flying out of the chest.
Return of the Song Inside the chest, a tuning-fork gramophone releases birds of sound. The body re-tunes to meaning: less spectacle, more repair. After the noise economy, a quiet frequency returns—and the heart lifts when it matches its own pitch.
A silver Range Rover parked on a city street at night. The car has L plates, indicating a learner driver.
When your driving’s so smooth that angry drivers start giving you their parking tickets. 💅 L plates = lessons in patience, not in pettiness.
A woman in a golden, artistic dress poses for a portrait. The image has a glamorous and modern aesthetic.
9. Premium? Darling, I Am Premium. Couture of credit limits and sanitizer charms. The crown is confidence; the tariff is self-respect. Glamour with a quietly itemised bill.
An artistic rendering of a cathedral-like hall filled with smartphones. Each phone displays "Seen 2h ago."
7. The Ghosting Hall Cathedral-calm, notification-cold. Pews of phones whisper “Seen 2h ago.” It’s not absence; it’s architecture.
A hand holds a Grindr STI loyalty card. The card features the Grindr logo, text about anxiety rewards, and a QR code.
5. STI Loyalty Card Anxiety points, premium waiting rooms, unlimited ghosting. Luxury branding meets public health reality. Capitalism loves a recurring ache.
A satirical illustration depicts a self-checkout machine with options like "Instant Validation" and "Premium Ghosting." The machine displays "SOUL OUT OF STOCK".
3. Checkout of Feelings Self-checkout for the heart: “Instant Validation,” “Premium Ghosting,” and a plexi-love for £0.00. Late-stage romance scans, beeps, and bags itself.
An illustration of a muscular man holding a bottle of Dettol. He is shirtless and posing on a red carpet with an audience in the background.
1. The Dettol Red Carpet Fame gets a disinfectant finish. The step-and-repeat becomes a wipe-and-repeat: purity as PR, clout as hygiene. If reputation had a smell, it’d be citrus bleach.
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