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Andromeda @andromeda

“It’s not that I lack discipline or motivation — it’s that I’m neurodivergent and no amount of cold showers and protein powder is going to change that”

“Please, I don’t have a type... it just happened 4 times”

“Did Montréal make you gay?”

“You look like you’re about to call someone kitten on discord”

Accidentally Asian Hozier

“Being a homewrecker was not on my 2024 bingo card” “You’re not a homewrecker. You just... shook the foundation, just a little earthquake...”