Brad (@brad) - Collective Profile | Sydney, AU Sydney, Australia | ♈️ Recent posts: close-up shot of a man's muscular forearms., a close-up shot of a decadent slice of chocolate cake topped with whipped cream and a cherry, alongside a scoop of vanilla ice cream., a text message reads, "alright i actually texted you cause i have a way for you to escape 9-5 jobs and have a passive income but don't know if you'd be interested?", a man sits by the window seat on an airplane, looking out the window. the poster is expressing annoyance that the man is encroaching on their armrest space., a young woman smiles confidently at the camera, looking forward as if contemplating her future., a woman in a car expresses disbelief. the video is a humorous take on the realities of working life., .

Brad @brad

Sydney, Australia | ♈️

Sydney, AU

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Kinda wanna get grindr to see if any of the guys at my gym are on it but we all know how thats gonna end

God I love big forearms

The panic I get when the urinals automatically flush while I’m putting up my pants

Salt and pepper beards >

I’m so glad I discovered oats. It’s been my daily breakfast for the past 3 years. Now I need to find the same for lunch and dinner.

if cockroaches were pink would they still be scary?

I can’t believe there are people out there who don’t have room for dessert

I seriously need to evaluate my financial decisions because tell me why I just paid 500$ for a perm and cut.

Cute guy followed me back only to send me this 💀

That dopamine rush I got when he said I had a big 🍆

How do people have these massive glow ups? I look exactly the same as I did 10 years ago. Please help a guy out

I download Grindr after years of not being on it and I still see the same faces 😭

I keep having panic attacks about my new job every few hours. I’m approaching my second psychologist appointment and I know he’s just going to give me strategies to make it more manageable but I just want to quit. I know what I want to do but everyone around me keeps telling me to stick it out because it’s only been 2 weeks.

After so many years of constant anxiety, uncertainty, and reflection, I’ve finally figured out the job that I want to do.

I want nipple piercings cos they look hot under a shirt but my nipples are so sensitive that I’m scared to touch them.

Told my straight friends about my time exploring the cruising bars in Berlin and they mentioned how they’d be scared of gay guys touching them. The only time I got touched was by a straight guy who caressed me as a “joke” without consent on the street. THAT actually terrified me and ruined my day.

Great, now I have to block them because I accidentally liked a post from 2012.

I download dating apps only to delete it 2 minutes later

Twitter never fails to amuse me

Just want a man with a hairy chest and a goatee moustache 🥺

Ordered my first jockstrap. I’m so excited!!! 🤩🤩

Guy by the window seat is using my arm rest. 0/10 for flight passenger etiquette

Do people intentionally spell names wrong in emails?? Like it’s right there in the email but you’re still spelling it wrong.

I still think about the time someone off hinge called me sick for being kinky and that I needed to seek out therapy

I literally stop for the progress pics on that glutemaxxing guy on tik tok before moving on.

The pressure I get from workers when I taste test ice cream is the same pressure I get when my mum leaves me in the checkout line to buy more things

I don’t know whether I taking poppers after a stressful day is healthy.

It annoys me so much when I’m trying to view someone’s profile on Instagram through a story but the text is so small that I’m constantly going back and forth between stories.

I just know that I’m gonna peak in my 30s

Uber charging $50 for a 10minute trip because it’s at 130am instead of $20 is absolute robbery.

Instagram seriously needs to add a feature where tagged people show up as a list on stories. I’m so over tapping back and forth between stories because they put the text so small.

Same guy who ghosted me a year ago matched me on Hinge and ghosted me again when I told him to make plans LMAO

Handed in my notice today after one month. Teaching is one of the most confronting and mentally challenging jobs I’ve ever experienced. It is definitely not for me.

I’m surprised Snapchat is still a thing. Last time I used it properly was when it had three tabs at the bottom.

Immediately got unmatched when I told the guy that kink was a big part of my life 🤣😭

What do you mean I have to work 5 days a week to make a living?!

One thing that annoys me is when people post food pics on their stories but never tag the restaurant. Like I dont want to message you please

I love my friends

Update: I ended up sending that third message and was pleasantly surprised that he responded. Sad to say that nothing will happen anymore between us but I’m happy that there’s closure. Onto new things now

Was crying when one of my favourite students got caught for cheating and she was so scared of what I would think of her 🥺

Sign language interpreter ate and left no crumbs during her set