damon (@damon.) • Collective gay friends app

damon @damon.

you can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig 💋✨

imagine having sex with someone and then finding out he rollerblades

i love being gay with you 🌈🌈

imagine hating me

why do the dumbest ones have the biggest dicks?

thigh tattoos are kinda slutty (a compliment)

i went to the pharmacy to pick up pills to treat a cold sore and the pharmacist was all "here's your HERPES MEDICATION" and i am deceased.

i have a soft spot for middle-aged gays with a tribal armband tattoo or sun around their navel

if someone told me that i could have the relationship i've always wanted and all i had to do was stay sober. -i would choose love

wired up & fired up 🤘🏼