H. Alan Scott (@halanscott) - Collective Profile | San Francisco, US WriterComedian. I’m that funny writer who does drag (Sadie Pines) and probably created a meme you liked. Oh, and I’m the guy with that Golden Girls tattoo. Follow @halanscott on Instagram and @halanscott on Twitter.

H. Alan Scott @halanscott

I’m that funny writer who does drag (Sadie Pines) and probably created a meme you liked. Oh, and I’m the guy with that Golden Girls tattoo.

San Francisco, US

movies

drag

comedy

pop culture

food

Pink like Pepto.

Keeping it very real at the gym. (While listening to the Barbra Streisand memoir. Could I get more gay?)

We are Costco hot dog people.

Serving Evan Peters on a bad day.

If you like a funny drag queen, add a b*tch. I’m just out here liking posts trying to figure out who is game for an LOL (with a smidge of chubby girl glamour).

It’s Prada, OK?!

Airplane toilet pose.

I’m a professional.

Catch me, catch me!

That’s Queen Piggy to you.

Me being a professional.

Going down? (Always.)

I’m ready to play Tanya’s cousin on The White Lotus.

We’re registered at Raising Cane’s.

A gig is a gig.

Pretty in pink.

Me looking at some of y’all’s photos.

Whatever you do, comment on my legs.