H. Alan Scott (@halanscott) • Collective gay friends app

H. Alan Scott @halanscott

I’m that funny writer who does drag (Sadie Pines) and probably created a meme you liked. Oh, and I’m the guy with that Golden Girls tattoo.

Pink like Pepto.

Going down? (Always.)

Keeping it very real at the gym. (While listening to the Barbra Streisand memoir. Could I get more gay?)

I’m ready to play Tanya’s cousin on The White Lotus.

We are Costco hot dog people.

We’re registered at Raising Cane’s.

Serving Evan Peters on a bad day.

A gig is a gig.

If you like a funny drag queen, add a b*tch. I’m just out here liking posts trying to figure out who is game for an LOL (with a smidge of chubby girl glamour).

It’s Prada, OK?!

Pretty in pink.

Airplane toilet pose.

Me looking at some of y’all’s photos.

I’m a professional.

Whatever you do, comment on my legs.

Catch me, catch me!

That’s Queen Piggy to you.

Me being a professional.