Jakob @jakob

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I love Miami Beach

Graduate school prom was not too different from high school prom - except for the open bar and total lack of sexual angst

This is the only kind of anxious attachment I welcome

Not pictured: a cluster of mosquito bites on my thighs, a half-drunk bottle of Prosecco, my boyfriend micromanaging my poses

Discussing the dynamics of the house party in the bathroom

Gay people after a minimal amount of stress

Noir moment while walking down 7th Ave

Me on 1mg of klonopin talking about cognitive dissonance in a hot tub

A group of well-dressed teenagers glared at me from atop that hill as I recorded this

Somewhere near Positano

Charli XCX is Lana Del Rey on poppers

There was a heat advisory from the solar storm so we stayed inside the hotel, ordered cocktails and fries, and watched SpongeBob on cable

Mazel @taha ov 💙💕

Your honor, our client, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, is literally innocent @taha

Just discovered that the film Babe: Pig in the City was nominated for two Oscars

I’m done pretending

Spent the afternoon fretting in a colonial bed & breakfast

The fact that Frank Ocean was chilling in this room on his phone and listening to Oasis today

59°F in Malibu

January in Palm Springs