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Somewhere near Positano

Charli XCX is Lana Del Rey on poppers

There was a heat advisory from the solar storm so we stayed inside the hotel, ordered cocktails and fries, and watched SpongeBob on cable

I love Miami Beach

Mazel @taha ov 💙💕

Graduate school prom was not too different from high school prom - except for the open bar and total lack of sexual angst

Your honor, our client, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, is literally innocent @taha

This is the only kind of anxious attachment I welcome

Just discovered that the film Babe: Pig in the City was nominated for two Oscars

I’m done pretending

Not pictured: a cluster of mosquito bites on my thighs, a half-drunk bottle of Prosecco, my boyfriend micromanaging my poses

Spent the afternoon fretting in a colonial bed & breakfast

Discussing the dynamics of the house party in the bathroom

Gay people after a minimal amount of stress

The fact that Frank Ocean was chilling in this room on his phone and listening to Oasis today

Noir moment while walking down 7th Ave

Me on 1mg of klonopin talking about cognitive dissonance in a hot tub

59°F in Malibu

A group of well-dressed teenagers glared at me from atop that hill as I recorded this

January in Palm Springs