Jamie Machan (@jamiem) - Collective Profile | London, GB Software developer on a sabbatical from developing software. Keen traveller. Dog father. Recent posts: a close-up shot of the blue ocean water, with gentle waves creating a textured surface. the image captures the serene beauty of the sea., a neon sign with the words "sometimes you wine, sometimes you booze" in red. the sign is in a dark room., a pink pig sculpture sits on a wooden floor beneath a framed artwork with the words "norf sarf"., a white poodle sits on the grass in a park, with tower bridge in the background. the dog is on a green leash, enjoying a sunny day., a hand holds a white plate with black text. the text humorously states that it's not illegal to call a toddler an asshole., a glass of white wine sits on a table overlooking the ocean. a bottle of water and an empty glass are also on the table., a text-based announcement from radiohead regarding ticket sales for their europe 2025 tour. the message informs fans that they were not randomly allocated an unlock code., a man with a beard and sunglasses poses shirtless against a bright blue sky. the photo is taken from a low angle., a man poses in a white linen shirt and a straw hat. he is wearing glasses and has a beard..