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John M @john_m

Puerto Rican, Croatian, artistic, handsome, intelligent, witty, sarcastic, animal lover, car lover, people tolerator, over-sharer

Princess got herself her crown.

“Are those the...” “...the linen khaki, blue beaded, jute trimmed Gazelle by adidas x Clot? Why yes, yes they are.”

Princess in the Park(ing garage).

Feeling Continental.

The Cookie Monster sneaks are ready to take on Vegas, baby!

Good day, guys! It’s Sunday Funday! “Music is the universal language of mankind.” - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. The international language of music transcends ethnicities and borders. It ignites emotions. It snapshots times in our lives. Today, take a trip back, recall a moment, and feel it.

Nothing like a Sunday morning with your new fuzzy suede adidas x Brain Dead sneaks. Yellow socks finish the look.

¡Buen provecho! @AMEX Centurión Lounge, LAS

Good day, guys, and a very happy Humps!🍑 Off to Equine-Ox for spin class and...whoa! There’s Seth, swiftly storming through his set. He’s laser-focused on pumping his hump quotient. A for effort. A for execution. A+ for results. Seth’s mantra? Hard work, tight form, and the right amount of thirst.

Good day, guys. I hate to say it, but it’s Monday.😭 One way to fight the Monday blues? Gucci, Prada, Burberry, Tom Ford, Hermès, Cartier... (They’re the names of my fish, but I get you.) Ethan shows how to own the vibe on a budget. Fudge the designers—get out there and be amazing!

Hey guys—happy Sunday Funday on this egg-stra special day! Whether you’re celebrating Easter, Passover, or just vibing with the weekend, today’s a great excuse to celebrate you. Be a kid again. Sneak a treat. Laugh too loud. Wear something ridiculous. Make the whole day yours.

Good day, guys! It’s here: Saturday best-day-of-the-week! This is Lisbon (the city), and this is Lisbon (the man). Lisbon knows it’s Saturday. Coffee poured thick like molasses. Forearms flexed on a balcony. A cool and laid-back vibe. No plans. Just presence. Let the city come to him.

Good day, guys! It’s the Friday round-up! Holiday weekend in Vegas, baby! Colin’s daydream: velvet blazer, gold chains, and a limo to a luxury suite. Reality: sweat, a cheap motel, and dragging his luggage out of a 500e. Hang in there, Col. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Good day, guys! It’s the Thursday. Back in the kitchen and Justin’s stressing. He thought he’d get points at work for saying he’d make Easter eggs AND homemade Passover matzo. With water boiling over and matzo burnt to a crisp, it might be time to call ZippyFood—and find his pants, too, Jus.

Good day, guys! A very Happy Humps to you all! 🍑 When Teo takes a selfie, time stands still... ...but the toaster didn’t get the memo.... Bagel a blackened relic, smoke like incense in a temple of vanity. Here’s hoping time starts up before the fire department arrives and finds him in his trunks.

Good day, guys! It’s Tuesday all day. Our fren Jack is back on a hybrid schedule—good on ya, Jackie. Looking dapper at his ki...wait...is that the rose gold laptop by Manzana? Color me jealous. Rose gold jealous. And now my train of thought is derailed. Uh, oh yeah—uh, he’s not wearing pants.

Good day, guys! It’s your Sunday Funday! Ah, the holy ritual of washing cars... Tariffs on imported cars? Please. I believe in freedom, freedom to buy what we want, drive what we love, and thirst over muscular men from around the world washing them. Don’t limit my choices, or my fantasies.

Good day, guys! It’s Saturday-best-day-of-the-week! For some it’s also errand-day-of-the-week! Saturday errands come at you like a lineup of hot exes; needy, dramatic, & all expecting you to carry their bags. Giovanni definitely feels that heat, all while puppy Gia blissfully enjoys walkies.

Good day, guys! It’s the Friday workweek roundup! Time for the unofficial runway show: Zaddywear, Spring Edition. The Zaddys from the WeHo Cul-de-Sac Club are serving looks for chilling, flexing, shopping, and clubbing like no one’s watching. -Don’t you wish your cul-de-sac was hot like mine?

Good day, guys! Thursday swings in. This week refuses to quit, and everyone’s feeling it. Take Yuri—he leapt out of bed this morning, struck a heroic crouch, and shot invisible webs at the ceiling. At this point, whatever helps us stick the landing, right?

Good day, guys! This is your Thursday! Been a good deal of stress lately, and Phillip’s in a similar boat. He’s taking some advice from our fren Sage: “Survival is the style.” ‘Lip thinks it’s a fabulous mantra—as he grabs his childhood blanky-slash-superhero cape for emotional support.

Good day, guys! It’s Sunday Funday! The Guncle: A touch of mischief, a dash of wisdom, and a whole lot of love. He’s the one who turns family dinners into comedy hours, gives the best hugs, and always knows where the good snacks are hidden. The undisputed favorite-just ask anyone.

Good day, guys. Friday’s is here! Victor seems ready for a weekend. Filling up his bag he’s...uh, “Vic, got enough skincare products there? You might want to scale back & make room for, oh I don’t know, CLOTHES?” ... “Easy with that side-eye, bubba. I’m just saying... clothes might come in handy!”

Good day, guys! We’re knee-deep in a Thursday! Ah, Greg—hitting the gym during his lunch time. His friends call him “Gregarious,” and you can see why. Always upbeat, always a magnet for good vibes. Let’s channel a bit of Greg’s gregariousness today and be that social spark we all have in us!

Good day, guys! Monday is gracing us with its presence.🤢 Oliver believes he’s mastered the “art” of multi-tasking in preparing for work. Dressing, teeth brushing, skincare at the same time? I dunno, Liv, I mean where are your pants? Hoping you focus on the one goal today, quitting time!

Good day, guys. It’s the Sunday Funday Late Edition! Sometimes necessary, “Retail therapy” a jolt of feel-good truly triggers endorphins, making it hard to resist. (Do it, indulge.😈) Johannesburg. Paris. Sydney. Berlin. The world is full of places to shop, turning a day into something special.

Good day, guys! Saturday-best-day-of-the-week is go! L.A.’s turning up the temp, so is Marcel. He has one thing on his mind—indulging. A slow stretch, a wry smirk, a deep, satisfied sigh as the sun works him over. He hopes you get a taste of something just as delicious today. 💙

Good day, guys! Halfway there, it’s your Day of Humps!🍑 Shhh...be werry quiet, we’re hunting humps. Back at Equine-Ox gym looking for the elusive...THERE’S ONE! (Shhh!) Axel, heading to his next set. He won the Mr. Peach contest 3 times in a row, and he’s not even from Atlanta. We all know why.

Good day, guys! Let’s forget it’s Monday and focus that it’s St. Patrick’s Day!🍀 Meet Declan O’Reilly—Dec swears the drink in his hand is actually a Matcha latte. Good on ya, Dec! Wishing you all a very happy and safe St. Patrick’s Day.💚

Good day, guys! Yes, it truly is Friday! Louie’s clearly thrilled it’s the weekend—gym time and a little shopping spree are on the agenda. Hopefully, a new duvet cover makes the list. 😳 What plans do you all have this weekend?

Good day, guys! Our midweek mini-reprieve is here: Happy Humps!🍑 Our bad, we interrupted Jorge’s stretching. Need to be quieter at this new Equine-Ox gym that just opened up. It does remind me what our fren Sage always says, “Wednesday’s all about making it over the hump... or admiring them.”

Where are the weekend warriors?

Good day, guys, Saturday best-day-of-the-week! Make way for Wes’ Weekend Wanderers. William, Wolfgang, Wyatt, and Wayne round out this grand crew; ready to add another “W” to their win list. Only thing: figuring out which sport to tackle. B-ball, field hockey, something new? What say you?🤟🏼

Good day, guys! After an eternal holding pattern, we finally touched down on Friday! We Angelinos (Spanish for “spoiled child”) see things differently. Example, an LA winter: 50°F makes us question life choices. We dress like it’s Buffalo in January, as Dominic models. At least there’s coffee!

Good morning! Felt cute. Blah, blah, blah later.

Good day, guys. “It’s Thursday?” That was Adam’s question. According to my buddy Sage, Adam was convinced today was Friday, but it’s actually Thursday. He swears it’s because someone slipped in two Tuesdays earlier this week. I’m starting to believe him.

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Thoughts, comments from last night? Me: I wish Demi Moore would’ve won.

That you, Hawkman?