Michael (@michaelstowboe) • Collective gay friends app

Michael @michaelstowboe

Blows into sticks of wood for a living Owns a concerning amount of Lidl merch Definition of eurotrash

Here to fix your pipes or something of that ilk, idk

Completely forgot about this app lol, guess I’m back

Feeling nostalgic for the days of refusing to adhere to school uniform policy and getting kicked out of maths class for calling my teacher an incompetent cunt to his face and in a follow-up facebook status x

Posting summer pics to delude myself into believing it is warmer than it is

Slutney Bridge, LDN

Channelling this diva throughout 2025

Yee the fuck Haw

Available for Bassoon-DJ bookings for weddings, funerals and corporate events near you

I am here. I have arrived. What purpose does this app serve? Not a damn clue. But I am here nonetheless. Bonjour.