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born to be @missdrakis

ever since I was a little boy I always knew I wanted to become a raging homo

I want something, however, I won’t elaborate on that.

It’s nice to sit in the sun and just do nothing.

I’m like you. I’m gay.

There’s a special bond between gay men and female singers. It’s from them we learn wisdom and magic. They’re friends of the gays. We exchange power in a way straight men can’t understand. We lift each other up so that both can thrive.

I love you. Love me.

One day, I met this guy... He asked me if I was who he thought I was. “What are you thinking?” I asked him. “I think you’re a pig”, he said. I told him yes. I told him I was a pig. We saw each other often.

I’m not saying you’re gay, but don’t pretend like you haven’t tasted oats before, and I’m not talking about breakfast cereal.

I can’t do this shit. I’m supposed to be a dog.

It’s time. Go be gay!

Hope you don’t mind.

Don’t go gentle into that good time.

The very sight of cherries corrupts. No matter the gender.

I made art today and it turned out beautiful.

I think I’m ready to be in a minogamous relationship.

Me, setting games to the easiest difficulty because I like to have fun.

Good morning! My dick is exhausted.

I enjoy manlier things in life. Like dick.

Feeling very peach emoji eggplant emoji today.

Just a couple of guys being gays. Drinking bottled water and making out.

Is it ok to do standing?

I’m standing here with a hard-on and it’s not even 10:00 p.m. yet.

Wait, are you looking at my ass? Because you can.

The only way out is through.

If I’d sleep with you? In real life no I wouldn’t, but in cyber world I’m your bitch.

So, how do I meet you? Spread your legs, close your eyes, and click your heels.

What are the symptoms of being daddylicious?

Bro! (homoerotically)

Do men realize the power their armpits have or are they clueless?

It was like he opened something in me, my heart maybe.

Nice socks as always, bro. I mean, Nike!

When I was born who would’ve known I’d love men so much?

Do you ever just...

You’ve got some balls.

We make history every day by existing in a world that has constantly tried to make us disappear.

This goes hard.