Random, but imagine this—seriously, just for fun (don’t come for me in DMs): I’ve actually worked behind the scenes at real music festivals, so yes, these numbers are legit. With how many active users we have in Collective, I can already see the headline: “Gays from Collective Buy Out a Tour Date—History Made.” • If we ever wanted to pull a stunt and book Lady Gaga, Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter, or Bad Bunny for our own private festival in NYC, SF, Vallarta, or Cancún, here’s what it’d cost each of us (because yes, I checked with actual industry contacts): • 🎤 Lady Gaga: $70–$131 USD per person • 🧢 Billie Eilish: $64–$92 per person • ✨ Sabrina Carpenter: $53–$81 per person • 🦋 Bad Bunny: $58–$87 per person This is OBVIOUSLY a joke—nobody go Venmo’ing me for Gaga tickets (yet). But also... the data is real. So, is it really a joke? I’ll let you decide.