Elijah (@pettygodmother) • Collective gay friends app

Elijah @pettygodmother

Just here to goof and gaff with a giggle of gays. May also double as my new diary.....TBD

Marinating my meat

30 minutes into my shift and I’ve lost my undershirt cause it got covered in urine

From left to right Speckle, Fawna, Sirius, Dots, and Spots

POV: You’re dog is waking up from anesthesia with cuddles and pawsitive affirmation

I also made it back up.

Just three big heads looking at each other.

Disney Day at work, all Disney attire brought to you by your #1 Powerline Fan!

Oh tree of life, how I’ve missed you.

Millennial Tings

A gentle tripod giant

Just me, my dogs, and my Metamucil against the world.

I just love them.

Sometimes it’s the little things.

Got to get that dose of serotonin to make it through the day. I love me an orange boy.

Being up at 4:22am on a Sunday for work is anti gay.

I would like to take this moment to say if you’re a millennial that grew up on Disney and the Bop to the Top tour is coming to a city near you, GO! It’s healing for your inner child, trust 😌

Daps me up cause he recognizes the dog in me.

Past Elijah was having a time.

This Internal Medicine patient gets a 1 out of 10 today. He’s still a cute boy though.

Cutwaters are not for the weak.

Chase your vitamins with alcohol, life is about balance.