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Elijah @pettygodmother
Just here to goof and gaff with a giggle of gays. May also double as my new diary.....TBD

My cabbages
Oh tree of life, how I’ve missed you.
Good morning
Millennial Tings
A gentle tripod giant
Good Morning
Just me, my dogs, and my Metamucil against the world.
I just love them.
Sometimes it’s the little things.
Got to get that dose of serotonin to make it through the day. I love me an orange boy.
Being up at 4:22am on a Sunday for work is anti gay.
I would like to take this moment to say if you’re a millennial that grew up on Disney and the Bop to the Top tour is coming to a city near you, GO! It’s healing for your inner child, trust 😌
Daps me up cause he recognizes the dog in me.
Past Elijah was having a time.
This Internal Medicine patient gets a 1 out of 10 today. He’s still a cute boy though.
Cutwaters are not for the weak.
Chase your vitamins with alcohol, life is about balance.
If you look up concerned in the Dogtionary this is what you’ll find.
Do y’all have a ‘My Man’ friend? You know every time they have a new flavor of the week, month(s), or maybe year (but rarely) they suddenly are attached at the hip and can’t go anywhere or do anything unless their other half can/wants to go or do the thing? If so, follow up question: How many times do y’all go through the process before you chop the friendship? Asking for a friend?
Safe space: One time when I was in high school I saw this girl eating either tuna fish or egg salad with chucks of pickles in it. I laughed and told her that was weird and she gave me the weirdest look and looked at me like I was the dumbass. And she was correct I didn’t make the connection (an embarrassing amount of YEARS later) that relish and pickles are one and the same. And I think about that every time I used relish and cringe a little bit. I’ve never told anyone.
My girl is always happy to see me ❤️
And we are back to the grind.
The best wiggle butt.
Chest Progess
Positive: Last 10 -ish days have been great, socially, physically, and mentally. Negative: Turns out it was mania. Felt it slowly depleting yesterday. Woke up today feeling normal. Positive: I don’t feel like absolute shit, I think I landed in the middle. So baby win I guess.
What it looks like when I’m meal prepping and my apartment is 80+ degrees 🫠
We’re going to fly away Glad you’re going my way I love it when we’re cruising together

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