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Philip @philipbuoy

WeHo • 27 Super chill but super uptight but like super chill

If you’re at weho pride LETS MEET UP.

nip costs extra

once again absolutely sloshed

wfh on sunny days are torture

Someone get me outa here

Y’all never seen me smile

fell in love with a boy I just met and now I’m crying in an airport while he flies home to another continent. but at least I got tears for the pics right?

hungover walk of shame on a Tuesday morning is a humbling experience

You ain’t ever had no chia pet pussy

The new pope getting ready for his balcony debut

Should I get a Jesus tattoo?

Pretending like I know what I’m doing

Not thinking about anything else other than my sunburn and the bartender from this weekend checking my ID twice then telling me I look too young.

Please laugh. Ahaha. It’s funny. Laugh guys it’s funny.

And another one. Offering absolutely nothing.

Me when someone follows me on here

In the middle of some very high stakes work. Please do not disturb.

Was jealous of all the attention my friends got for running the LA marathon so I signed up for next year’s marathon.

Glenn Close and Mrs. Doubtfire are two separate people. Glenn Close and Mrs. Doubtfire are two separate people?

Meet me in the sauna

The hardest easy 6 miles of my life

In God’s good graces tonight

People who rush the aisle as soon as the seatbelt sign turns off deserve jail time

Monday lazy day

it’s this big

was absolutely cooked by toddlers on these slopes

Completely forgot I created a Bluesky account and claimed @thevatican until just rn...

RIP. Now it’s just a mausoleum for spilled angel babies.

POV: you’re the bartender watching me try to explain to you how I’m not too sloshed for another double gin and soda with 2 limes

Just got promoted from analyst to senior analyst. Will be abbreviating my title to Sr. Anal.

feeling a little pouty. might delete later

foaming at the mouth thinking about time change