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Philip @philipbuoy

WeHo • 27 Super chill but super uptight but like super chill

The new pope getting ready for his balcony debut

Should I get a Jesus tattoo?

Pretending like I know what I’m doing

Not thinking about anything else other than my sunburn and the bartender from this weekend checking my ID twice then telling me I look too young.

Please laugh. Ahaha. It’s funny. Laugh guys it’s funny.

And another one. Offering absolutely nothing.

Me when someone follows me on here

In the middle of some very high stakes work. Please do not disturb.

Was jealous of all the attention my friends got for running the LA marathon so I signed up for next year’s marathon.

Glenn Close and Mrs. Doubtfire are two separate people. Glenn Close and Mrs. Doubtfire are two separate people?

Meet me in the sauna

The hardest easy 6 miles of my life

In God’s good graces tonight

People who rush the aisle as soon as the seatbelt sign turns off deserve jail time

Monday lazy day

it’s this big

was absolutely cooked by toddlers on these slopes

Completely forgot I created a Bluesky account and claimed @thevatican until just rn...

RIP. Now it’s just a mausoleum for spilled angel babies.

POV: you’re the bartender watching me try to explain to you how I’m not too sloshed for another double gin and soda with 2 limes

Just got promoted from analyst to senior analyst. Will be abbreviating my title to Sr. Anal.

feeling a little pouty. might delete later

foaming at the mouth thinking about time change

here for the free Diet Coke

should’ve spent less time in front of this mirror and more time with that guy with the stache in the sauna

in my chappell roan-anti-paparazzi brat gay phase

I actually love my 9-5. Being a mindless keyboard clacker is so fun. I’m a willing victim of corporate Stockholm syndrome.

absolutely sloshed

Abolish cold SoCal winters

never not thinking about this text from my college landlord

nothing like a poorly edited collage