Keoni Bermoy (@sadplantboi) • Collective gay friends app

Keoni Bermoy @sadplantboi

Overworked plant gay and dog dad looking to vibe with kind souls!

issa good day to go antique-ing 🧃

Him with his emotional support baby 🤎

Ditch the Monday blues for a quick greenhouse tour 🌦️

A cute little moment in Hong Kong 🇭🇰

It feels a little embarrassing when someone calls me soft-spoken. But I’m learning to accept it as part of who I am. 🎠

Pretty flowers for soft hearts 🩵

Same gurl, same.

S o f t. M o r n i n g. G l o w. 🍵

📸 Adding a photo of my younger self to my lock screen has been surprisingly healing for my inner child. What’s been comforting you lately? 🩵

Taking up space used to feel uncomfortable. These days, I try to remind myself that I’m allowed to be exactly where I am.

First stab at Ikedama 😏

Adding some lush, leafy chaos to the feed to brighten your day. 🐥

I still have bad days but that’s okay. I used to have bad years.

Admiring cardboard cityscapes & healing my inner child, one tiny building at a time. 😧🤎

Reupholstered this couch a few years ago & she’s been patiently waiting for her Internet debut ever since. 👒

Be the orchid in a bouquet of roses.

Childhood goal unlocked: I got to see the original drawing of The Very Hungry Caterpillar! 🐛 💚

Need more sad bops to keep on repeat. What’s keeping you in your feels these days? 🎧

Catch me on a boat, slowly drifting under a bridge. 🧌

It can feel really invalidating when ppl try to make things lighthearted in moments that don’t call for it. How do u take care of urself when that happens?

My inner Sia said “swing,” but my aching feet said “Uh-uh, no ma’am” 😮‍💨

Found an antique fern stand a few weeks ago & I still can’t stop thinking about it. Hope he’s still there, waiting for me to bring him home. 🥹

Butterfly conservatory? Absolutely. 🦋 😍

Just because u carry it well doesn’t mean u have to do it alone 🦦

Plants don’t stress about Mondays, so neither will I 🌵

Who did it better at Tokyo DisneySea? Vote below: 🙈🙈 or 🙈 (me)!

The smiles you share make a difference. Someone recently felt safer & less alone because of yours. 🧸

Follow the vintage glow. ✨ Good things are waiting—what’s your favorite antique find? 🏺🪑

Today’s project: turning this beauty into a masterpiece. 🎨🌿 #SadBoiWithGayPlants #MonsteraMonday #TerracottaHottie #AestheticPlants #PlantCare

Cute weather and all, but it’s kinda giving overstayed its welcome. Love ya, but plz leave! 🌨️✌🏼

Morning 🌤️

Today’s a good day for a Crab Rangoon (or even a 1/2 sheet tray of em) 🙂‍↔️🤤

I still love u, even when we’re upset.