Keoni Bermoy (@sadplantboi) Amherst • Collective gay friends app

Keoni Bermoy @sadplantboi

Overworked plant gay and dog dad looking to vibe with kind souls!

Amherst, US

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What if we kissed under the rainbow bridge? ☃️👉🏼👈🏼🤭

Clowns in a cornfield… but make it gay 🌽 🤡 🔪

Who needs to balance responsibilities when u can balance these cuties instead? 😉

We luv a good drawbridge moment, and Cape Ann never disappoints 🏰

issa good day to go antique-ing 🧃

A cute little moment in Hong Kong 🇭🇰

Same gurl, same.

Taking up space used to feel uncomfortable. These days, I try to remind myself that I’m allowed to be exactly where I am.

I still have bad days but that’s okay. I used to have bad years.

Be the orchid in a bouquet of roses.

Catch me on a boat, slowly drifting under a bridge. 🧌

Found an antique fern stand a few weeks ago & I still can’t stop thinking about it. Hope he’s still there, waiting for me to bring him home. 🥹

Ipswich, Mass. 🐿️🍂

Grab a jack from my lil demon if u need sum extra light tonight. Happy Halloween, uglies 🕯️🎃😈

The way my heart broke when I found this on a hike recently 🥺🩵

I never realized how often I take happiness for granted in the moment. Instead, I get caught up in my thoughts, grieving missed opportunities and bittersweet encounters. 🥀

A dash of whimsy never hurt anybody 🫧

Him with his emotional support baby 🤎

It feels a little embarrassing when someone calls me soft-spoken. But I’m learning to accept it as part of who I am. 🎠

S o f t. M o r n i n g. G l o w. 🍵

First stab at Ikedama 😏

Admiring cardboard cityscapes & healing my inner child, one tiny building at a time. 😧🤎

Childhood goal unlocked: I got to see the original drawing of The Very Hungry Caterpillar! 🐛 💚

It can feel really invalidating when ppl try to make things lighthearted in moments that don’t call for it. How do u take care of urself when that happens?

Butterfly conservatory? Absolutely. 🦋 😍

Just because u carry it well doesn’t mean u have to do it alone 🦦

A lot of wiggles and a burst of sunshine goes a long way 🦛🎢

Can’t get enough of New England’s fall szn 🦖🧡

It’s giving geometry realness, but make it cute. 🌱 📐🩵

Chasing the last soft days of summer while I still can 🐿️

Just me and the tides taking it slow ☀️

Ditch the Monday blues for a quick greenhouse tour 🌦️

Pretty flowers for soft hearts 🩵

📸 Adding a photo of my younger self to my lock screen has been surprisingly healing for my inner child. What’s been comforting you lately? 🩵

Adding some lush, leafy chaos to the feed to brighten your day. 🐥

Reupholstered this couch a few years ago & she’s been patiently waiting for her Internet debut ever since. 👒

Need more sad bops to keep on repeat. What’s keeping you in your feels these days? 🎧

My inner Sia said “swing,” but my aching feet said “Uh-uh, no ma’am” 😮‍💨

Plants don’t stress about Mondays, so neither will I 🌵