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Sam @sampson

look alive

when the only smokers area is in the rain

pathology has lost my pee sample TWICE now (if someones stealing it come find me you lil freak)

I fear dating apps may be re-downloaded this ovulation season

an hour and 53 minutes before I turn 30 and all I know is I’m surrounded by some pretty fabulous queers

prepare to be sick of me w how obnoxiously happy I’m about to be

went from stone cold bitch to constantly crying and if that doesnt accurately wrap up my saturn return idk what will

Introducing: Australian Artists (see also: Amyl and the Sniffers, The Chats, SCABZ, Pist Idiots)