Tyler (@tempson) • Collective gay friends app

Tyler @tempson

Being a fag is exhausting. Somebody take the wheel.

Two gay boys, both pissed off. after a sewing machine refused to hem some cropped shirts :/

God damn. I’ve been rescheduled for a job interview follow up at least 3 times. Hope all this stress is worth it.

Collective Minecraft server? Thoughts?

How are the gays getting their morning protein these days? Sans eggs 🥚 shortage in the US? Open to suggestions

What would a homoerotic salt and pepper shaker look like? Asking for a friend. Also inspo for a design contest. It’s for @renderweekly on IG

Collectivistas?!? What are some good stretches when y’all have been sitting at the computer for super longgg

Edged by computer Freezing in the middle of Heavy 3D modeling Without saving... Is This maybe a rare form of digital edging? I’m pretty darn sure

Deleted instagram, Reddit, threads, X. I feel so much mental clarity it’s astounding 🧠 💡

My adorable boyfriend left me some breakfast for Valentine’s Day ❤️ is this husband material?

Anyways.... Anyone planning to move to the US don’t.

The pictures of myself in my design portfolio have literally the dumpiest 🛻 angles of my ass. I....

What is the proper title for somebody who uses collective? Wrong answers only.

I’m so god damn sick Of Indesign. 🖼️🤖💀

Parents house bathroom lighting is so nostalgic of my teenage Grindr escapades.

And just like that. One of my babies are headed to a new owner. Was fun playing around in photoshop 1.0 😢

Feels illegal for my landlord to raise rent by 500$ since she found that my boyfriend lives with me. It’s giving The MOST homophobia, I swearrrr 😡 💥

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Anyways. Here’s a late post of my Halloween costume. Yes, it’s gundam 🖕

Proud owner of a Raytheon~ Mac SE

Damn shame that the bathroom is in the Bg.

Himbo weightlifter male version of Sofia Vergara but the Persian version. I guess that’s who sleeps in my bed at night.

I think it’s cute how first time users of collective announce that they clearly don’t know what they’re doing 🤓

Such an intense feeling waiting to get railed by the Boy after he’s been away for a month. ⏰

Scored an interview with a company based out of HK. Can anyone speak what it’s like living there? Asking for a friend 🤓

Get yourself a quality boy who will take care of you when you get an eye injury and have to go to the ER. Didn’t think men like this still existed 😩

“Doxy-pep... is that a type of soda? I’ve only ever heard of PrEP” -anon.

New fridge tile.

The proliferation of the word “brat” and adjacent term “brat tamer”.

Went on a date and tried to stick to my guns and set some boundaries. Only to let him in and cuddle until the sun came up. Wtf am I doing with my lifeee.