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Magnus @zerspielt

26 | taylor swift sun, charli xcx moon & azealia banks rising.

Why are subs so unreliable???? America explain!!!!!

Doxy Pep is the best invention since the iPhone.

For Halloween I need some of ya'lls ugly ass boyfriends to sit on my porch!

A funfact about me is that through my entire life people constantly tell me I radiate lesbian energy.

All those gays posting sympathy is a knife and using #hereforcharli acting like they’re throwing the first brick at stonewall....

Too autistic to be a circuit gay and too hot to be a discord gay... 🥀

So what do ya'll think about The Life Of A Showgirl?

„No alcohol since 3 months! 🙌“ doesn't count if you do chems every weekend btw. :)

Is it normal that after 25 your social battery depletes rapidly and everyone starts giving you the ick?

The native urge to tell everyone who posts that they’re in berlin to fuck off

Fashion Weeks are like Birthday Partys, the only ones giving a fuck about them is the ones who are attending.

I want sex, money, bitches & the stickiest weed.

Like this post if your boyfriend has lost his job, you referred him to your company & department, you both then broke up and he still started to work there today. My life is a lot of things, but at least it will not go down in history as boring. 😍

Tripple Platinum in this Household within 5 days.

Being hatecrimed just means your outfit eats.

if i hear one more six pack gay talk about body positivity i'll end it all tbfh

If you have coachella fomo remember that you wouldn’t have been front row anyway but probably in the middle of a crowd between thousands of rich people who have acted like they've never been to a concert before! ❤️‍🔥

Who else is at the Azealia Banks concert in Berlin today? 😍

People, please remember that your worth is not defined by how much abs you have or your follower count... 😔💔 It is by how much money you have. ❤️‍🩹

When the chile is gag but the finna is tea... sis I'm dead as a chile.

I NEED NEW CUNTY POP SONGS WITH A TON OF BASS THAT WILL PUT ME IN A DIVAESQUE MANIC EPISODE I'M TALKING COBRAH/SLAYYYTER/CHARLI VIBES HELP A GAY OUT

So happy to spend valentine’s day with the man that means the entire world to me 🥹🥰 (that man being myself 💋)

A lot of people won’t like what I'm about to say but Disease was much better than Abracadabra.

Happy that Charli finally got her Grammys and even happier that TTDP didn’t get any. 💚

What would you want to say to Gemma?

growing up poor sucks i could afford an online shopping addiction by now but i'm too cheap to pull through with it -.-

Terry Richardson just called me up, that freak is taking my pic tonight.

What is something gays do that instantly gives you the ick? I'll go first: when they call me bro.

I’m going skiing even when the slopes are closed cuz I'm so hot with snow up my nose 🗣️😍

It's kinda funny to me how I always was terrified of my twinkdeath and tried to postpone it as much as I could, but ever since it happened I got more game then ever. 🤭

Big gay hug to anyone who feels alone today or wants to stab their family members, I feel you.

Don't like your tilted stage.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 26 NEVER LOOKED THIS TIRED 💯

IT‘S SPOTIFY WRAPPED DAY, MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR! TELL MY YOUR MOST STREAMED ARTIST, SONG & ALBUM LUVS!!!

WICKED (2024) YOU WILL NEVER BE BARBIE! (2023)

Which zodiac sign is the best and which is the worst one? Debate below. 🍿

quickest way to my heart is to buy me that shirt that says „slut for ugly boys“

gays relate to the girl so confusing remix so much because they all got the same 4 hairstyles (me included)

what I send when they ask for more facepics.

catpics > thirst traps. periodt.

Alaska Thunderfuck walked so Chase Icon could run.

who's feeling so julia? 😍