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Alex @catfish

London-based, powered by caffeine and good music. Always curious, always creative, and definitely here to build connections, network, and find love 💚

London, GB

music

travel

fitness

over priced coffee

marketing

pop music

pop culture

live music

gigs

concerts

The one thing I actually appreciate about the liberal gay agenda is the rise of queer shows - so many on Netflix alone! I especially love the teenage ones - they’re so pure and wholesome… before everything turns into thirst traps, Grindr, tops, bottoms and all that nonsense…

Just bagged a Merit in The Digital Customer Experience module - your boy’s out here leveling up his marketing game. Anyone else in marketing? Let’s connect 🔥

okay, abracadabra is fire, but can we talk about the weeknd’s latest drop? 🤯

Just watched The Substance 🧪 and I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep for a week. I honestly don’t understand how people enjoy horror movies…

good night 🌙

Gays be like ⤴️ I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂

What would you do if your ex followed you on Instagram 4 months after a rocky breakup? 🤔

I need t.A.T.u. to reunite and tour again. If Girls Aloud, Spice Girls, and Sugababes can do it, why can’t they? Imagine hearing ‘All The Things She Said,’ ‘Not Gonna Get Us,’ ‘All About Us,’ and ‘Show Me Love’ live again - I’d lose it. Who’s coming with me?

Is it just me, or is meeting up in real life basically extinct these days? Whether it’s Grindr (all nudes, no action) or Tinder/Hinge (endless matches, zero convo), it feels like we’re stuck in an online nothingness loop. Is this a London/UK thing, or has the gay community everywhere gone fully digital? Are we too busy, scared, or just over it? Or maybe the beauty standards and competition have just become way more intense these days. What does everyone think? 🤔

Can we skip the endless scrolling and just meet up to talk about how unhinged dating apps are over a drink? Londoners, who’s down? 🇬🇧

my language teaching past 🫣

Wow the cost of living crisis is really hitting everyone hard

Does anyone know how to disable "also commented"? @cal

hey hi hello yo wuzzup 👋🏻

Gays be like ⤴️

I want to go to a gig so bad! Guess who's on stage? 🎤 Double points for what song we're jumping to with @dimv ❤️

I’ll never forget getting absolutely wasted at Heaven. I saw this gorgeous drag queen (pretty sure she was Nigerian) by the bar and got so emotional, pouring my heart out about how much I appreciated her and the work queens do for the community. She looked so confused and frustrated but couldn’t stop talking - poor woman! 😂 Moral of the story: never start pre-drinking at 5 PM before hitting clubs at midnight. Rookie mistake, but what a night!

If someone you don’t know slid into your DMs out of nowhere with “I want you” what would your reaction be? 😏 Would you reply, ignore, or block? What would you say? Lmk - I’m curious! 🧐

is there anything better than spotting the ad you created on your morning commute to work? 🍣🍾🍕

Have you ever looked back on a relationship and thought, why was I like that? Like you became a version of yourself you can’t stand, saying things you wouldn’t normally say, acting in ways that feel out of character. And when it’s over, you realise - that wasn’t me, that was us. If someone brings out the worst in you, isn’t that the biggest red flag? A relationship should elevate you, not turn you into someone you don’t recognise. If it does, maybe it’s already over.

the thrill is gone?

Loving this app more every day, but one thing that bugs me is the “also commented” notifications. I honestly don’t care what random people are saying in the same comment section I’m in. Replies to my comments? Cool. Other people’s comments? Nah, I’m good. Anyone else find this annoying, or is it just me? 🫣

lol can’t believe I used to post shit like this. 16-year-old me really thought this was a thirst trap 💀

Anyone know why Xtina’s career flopped? I’ve got my own theories, but I’m curious to hear what you all think. I really hope she makes a massive comeback this year, especially since she looks INCREDIBLE right now.

Can someone explain how people do #nofap? It’s been a week, and I’m starting to understand Grindr gays on a spiritual level.

THIS WAS LEGENDARY LAST HALLOWEEN 👻 hope they’ll bring it back in 2025

hello, this is my daughter, Aphrodite ✨

I’m neutral on politics, but I’ve seen a lot of strong opinions about Trump, especially in the gay community, and I’m trying to understand. Can someone explain why there’s so much concern and anger? I’m just looking for facts, not hate or speculation. I don’t think being a rich, white, straight man with conservative views is inherently wrong, so I’d appreciate a calm, respectful explanation. Thanks for helping me understand.

good morning 🫣