Don’t you just love it when the couple at the next table thinks you can’t understand a word they’re saying? The guy was talking absolute shit about me in their language, blissfully unaware I speak it fluently. Then he starts vaping, and the smoke blows right into my face. Cute.
I finish my meal, pay the bill, get up to leave, and finally turn to them.
“Thanks for the kind words,* BEEP *,” I say to him.
Then to his wife: “Congrats on your choice of man, Madam.”
His eyes go wide. She looks like she wants to disappear into the floor. 10/10 Pure Satisfaction
Max @maxu08
A Pan Scientist turned to the creative-nerd side 🧪🏺
