So we’re just never having good straight horror again? Good.

Cannes reviews for 'Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma' are in, and it’s the trans sapphic slasher decadence we’ve been waiting for. Jane Schoenbrun strikes again with eerie surrealism, starring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson (yes, complete with a southern drawl). It’s trippy, sexy, and has those necessary comedy tinges. You can take the girl out of Hacks, but you clearly can’t take the Hacks out of the girl. The film follows a director trying to reignite a slasher franchise by seeking out the original star, all while unreservedly dissecting desire. The in-universe slasher, a genderfluid HVAC-wearing, Little Death played by Jack Haven is also praised for a moving performance despite their very meta existence. With the release coming up on August 7, it is time to start organizing a cinema trip. Search for Women and Non-Binaray people on Collective, trust, they’ll be rabid to go to this movie. Plan the trip to the cinema, this surreal, sexy, scary film will be best auited for the big screen ;)