Do y’all have a ‘My Man’ friend?
You know every time they have a new flavor of the week, month(s), or maybe year (but rarely) they suddenly are attached at the hip and can’t go anywhere or do anything unless their other half can/wants to go or do the thing?
If so, follow up question: How many times do y’all go through the process before you chop the friendship?
Asking for a friend?