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Orestes @0beron_0restes

Chaotic and feral twink. I love being sad and miserable.

In hell, if there isn’t the type of people telling others they’ll go to hell for [insert smth every sane person would declare normal], it doesn’t sound that bad lol Lol like, “yeah sure I’ll got to hell but at least you won’t be there, or so you think”

I think it’s an absolute slay that Halloween is on Friday this year

What was Jake Hay Rowling’s pen name again? Robert Gallbladder???

What do horror gays think of “Bring Her Back”? I think it’s better than “Talk To Me”, but after seeing it I felt so insanely miserable. Like, the worst I’ve felt in years. I love how scary and occasionally disgusting it was, but it’s far from “feel-good” or “good for her” horror. If anything, it’s actually “that really fucking sucks for everybody” horror

I remember loving Gaga’s Bloody Mary when I was like 10 so long before it blew up on TikTok

I just love it when people notice how skinny I am and feel an urge to point it out. Like, thank you, I know. Boys from school have made sure I’ll always be self-conscious about my weight

There’s a McDonald’s lottery in my country and I’ve already won 2 glasses lol

No drug is worth suffering dry peeling lips and comedowns after

What I hate with passion are all the “I’m one of the good ones” gays claiming they don’t support the “gay movement” or all the “this is why they hate us” comments when there’s kink at Pride or when queer people act a little too radical. Like, STFU traitor

I survived a laser procedure performed on my 🍆 It wasn’t as bad as I thought

I’m having frenuloplasty done on Thursday FML

Gay4Pay 🌽 creators, what do you think of them?

Never forget: June comes once a year But pride is forever 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️

Not having supportive, open-minded family is one of the biggest curses an individual has to deal with. How different would my adolescence and early adulthood look like if uniqueness, creativity and nonconformity were encouraged and celebrated, instead of seen as something to be ashamed of, repressed, abnormal?

How do I reprogram my brain to make myself suddenly fitness-obsessed???

To gay people having a good relationship with their parents: you lucky bastards 🥲

I’ve been having my rebellious teenager phase for years now and I’m 23 now lmao My life’s trajectory changed completely since my unfortunate coming out back in 2021

An inconvenience of living with your parents is having to explain where I got those giant hickeys on my neck 🥲

THIS SERVE 😭😭😭 <3

Honestly if I had a boyfriend, I’d just want to sleep and lie in bed with him all day. People who rot in bed together, stay together

The final 15 minutes or so were so insanely gross 😭😭😭 It’s the first film in a long time that genuinely made me sick

I couldn’t get an internship in an “early careers program” because other candidates had better “credentials and qualifications”... Life feels like being a lvl 0 character in a shitty game surrounded by NPCs with higher stats than you 🤦‍♀️

My mother believes that if I look weird (for example, if I have tattoos or long hair) I won’t get a job. I hate this literal boomer mindset. I will NOT compromise my self expression or get back to the closet because my mother’s son isn’t a good and neat boy anymore

I CANNOT imagine for the love of me why I’ve only started clubbing this year... This experience has been so rewarding and would’ve felt even more cathartic a few years ago when my life felt like falling apart

I feel like such an ugly loser messaging like 20 hot dudes a day knowing damn well they won’t be interested I must either change my appearance completely, like grow a beard and muscle or hope for a miracle

“Bur Man Laimi” by Tautumeitas is the best song from Eurovision this year and their album “Under the solar spell” is beyond gorgeous 🥲🌞🌞🌞

About a year ago I went through my second serious heartbreak. Being turned down by the most beautiful person you’ve known just destroys your self esteem

Once in a blue moon there’s a hot guy on Grindr with bad taste who hits me up 🥲🥲🥲 I wish there were more of these

One in five voters in my country chose literal fascists in yesterday’s presidential elections...I hate the fact that democracy allows these monsters who disdain democracy to be elected. I hate the fools voting for them; literal idiots want to tell women, minorities and other groups of people how to live their lives. We still have a chance to win against the right wing on June 1st, but given how unfathomably stupid my nation has been, I wouldn’t be so hopeful

I have won a war with the Culture Edit store: I’ve received my order today 😎😎😎

I feel like a gay incel sometimes. Is this even a thing lol???

MLM stands for “men loving men” doesn’t it? 😗🥹🥹

I saw beautiful men make out at the club on Friday and it made me want to die from soul-crushing, miserable envy

This is pretty much the best I’ve ever looked

I can’t believe this bad baby is finally coming my way after all this time 😌🥳🥳

That’s kinda messed up but I keep pictures of a man who rejected me just to hurt and remind myself that I wasn’t good enough for him 😍

Save me Jenny Hval

I have ended my war with that store, at least for now...(I finally have a shipping number whatnot) Now I’m manifesting it’ll arrive before pride month

Friendship hits different when your buddy is twice your age lol

I finally got tracking after nagging those guys at Culture Edit on a daily basis!!! Bullying works 🥰

Just learnt one of French language certificates is called DILF