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Orestes @0beron_0restes

Chaotic and feral twink. I love being sad and miserable.

An inconvenience of living with your parents is having to explain where I got those giant hickeys on my neck 🥲

THIS SERVE 😭😭😭 <3

Honestly if I had a boyfriend, I’d just want to sleep and lie in bed with him all day. People who rot in bed together, stay together

The final 15 minutes or so were so insanely gross 😭😭😭 It’s the first film in a long time that genuinely made me sick

I couldn’t get an internship in an “early careers program” because other candidates had better “credentials and qualifications”... Life feels like being a lvl 0 character in a shitty game surrounded by NPCs with higher stats than you 🤦‍♀️

My mother believes that if I look weird (for example, if I have tattoos or long hair) I won’t get a job. I hate this literal boomer mindset. I will NOT compromise my self expression or get back to the closet because my mother’s son isn’t a good and neat boy anymore

I CANNOT imagine for the love of me why I’ve only started clubbing this year... This experience has been so rewarding and would’ve felt even more cathartic a few years ago when my life felt like falling apart

I feel like such an ugly loser messaging like 20 hot dudes a day knowing damn well they won’t be interested I must either change my appearance completely, like grow a beard and muscle or hope for a miracle

“Bur Man Laimi” by Tautumeitas is the best song from Eurovision this year and their album “Under the solar spell” is beyond gorgeous 🥲🌞🌞🌞

About a year ago I went through my second serious heartbreak. Being turned down by the most beautiful person you’ve known just destroys your self esteem

Once in a blue moon there’s a hot guy on Grindr with bad taste who hits me up 🥲🥲🥲 I wish there were more of these

One in five voters in my country chose literal fascists in yesterday’s presidential elections...I hate the fact that democracy allows these monsters who disdain democracy to be elected. I hate the fools voting for them; literal idiots want to tell women, minorities and other groups of people how to live their lives. We still have a chance to win against the right wing on June 1st, but given how unfathomably stupid my nation has been, I wouldn’t be so hopeful

I have won a war with the Culture Edit store: I’ve received my order today 😎😎😎

I feel like a gay incel sometimes. Is this even a thing lol???

MLM stands for “men loving men” doesn’t it? 😗🥹🥹

I saw beautiful men make out at the club on Friday and it made me want to die from soul-crushing, miserable envy

This is pretty much the best I’ve ever looked

I can’t believe this bad baby is finally coming my way after all this time 😌🥳🥳

That’s kinda messed up but I keep pictures of a man who rejected me just to hurt and remind myself that I wasn’t good enough for him 😍

Save me Jenny Hval

I have ended my war with that store, at least for now...(I finally have a shipping number whatnot) Now I’m manifesting it’ll arrive before pride month

Friendship hits different when your buddy is twice your age lol

I finally got tracking after nagging those guys at Culture Edit on a daily basis!!! Bullying works 🥰

Just learnt one of French language certificates is called DILF

Isn’t anybody going to L.A. this week or smth? If so, go send my kind regards to those guys at Culture Edit and tell them to send my order finally lol

OK but why is the smelly depilatory cream lowkey the best invention ever???

I was today years old when I found out Kesha had a paranormal show. Iconic if you ask me

I’m afraid I may have been scammed by an independent queer business smh

I’ve been having the most insane back and forth with a store I made an order from 😭💔💔 I’m NEVER getting this bodysuit I guess

I’ll never get bored of this

It really sucks to attract so many artists or just unique interesting people but having no artistic inclination myself. I’m just kinda out there, envying and not knowing what to do with my life lol

I took a trip to hell and back: I used a depilatory cream and stink of brimstone now 😈👿👿

Can we rename the British Isles to the TERF isles???

My peak psychic moment was when I manifested 2 things in Drag Race France: - a « nuit des 1000 Mylène » runway theme - the winning queen lipsyncing to Mylene Farmer’s « Libertine » - Dalida’s song lipsync - a Dalida runway theme My mind! It surprises me sometimes

I would trade 10 years of my life to become a twunk immediately

Do queer people with a good relationship with their parents exist or are they a myth? Like, my parents are such effing boomers in spirit, and my sister is an extention of their backwards views. I’m having a hard time not losing my mind

If one day I commit twink death and make it to @hotguys.ofinsta, will I finally be happy? LOL I feel like seeing all these beautiful man is destroying my soul

The idea of anal bleaching is so disturbing to me because it means that we’re insecure even about the colour of our arseholes 💔

During lectures in French I always seek occasions to use the « ne explétif » to reassure myself like “Yes! I know this language I’ve devoted over 5 years of my life to”

I’ve just seen a c0ck ring shaped like Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon 💀💀💀

I think about the house from the “Beautiful Creatures” film often