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Orestes @0beron_0restes

The saddest chaotic twink there is

I can’t believe this bad baby is finally coming my way after all this time 😌🥳🥳

That’s kinda messed up but I keep pictures of a man who rejected me just to hurt and remind myself that I wasn’t good enough for him 😍

Save me Jenny Hval

I have ended my war with that store, at least for now...(I finally have a shipping number whatnot) Now I’m manifesting it’ll arrive before pride month

Friendship hits different when your buddy is twice your age lol

I finally got tracking after nagging those guys at Culture Edit on a daily basis!!! Bullying works 🥰

Just learnt one of French language certificates is called DILF

Isn’t anybody going to L.A. this week or smth? If so, go send my kind regards to those guys at Culture Edit and tell them to send my order finally lol

OK but why is the smelly depilatory cream lowkey the best invention ever???

I was today years old when I found out Kesha had a paranormal show. Iconic if you ask me

I’m afraid I may have been scammed by an independent queer business smh

I’ve been having the most insane back and forth with a store I made an order from 😭💔💔 I’m NEVER getting this bodysuit I guess

I’ll never get bored of this

It really sucks to attract so many artists or just unique interesting people but having no artistic inclination myself. I’m just kinda out there, envying and not knowing what to do with my life lol

I took a trip to hell and back: I used a depilatory cream and stink of brimstone now 😈👿👿

Can we rename the British Isles to the TERF isles???

My peak psychic moment was when I manifested 2 things in Drag Race France: - a « nuit des 1000 Mylène » runway theme - the winning queen lipsyncing to Mylene Farmer’s « Libertine » - Dalida’s song lipsync - a Dalida runway theme My mind! It surprises me sometimes

I would trade 10 years of my life to become a twunk immediately

Do queer people with a good relationship with their parents exist or are they a myth? Like, my parents are such effing boomers in spirit, and my sister is an extention of their backwards views. I’m having a hard time not losing my mind

If one day I commit twink death and make it to @hotguys.ofinsta, will I finally be happy? LOL I feel like seeing all these beautiful man is destroying my soul

The idea of anal bleaching is so disturbing to me because it means that we’re insecure even about the colour of our arseholes 💔

During lectures in French I always seek occasions to use the « ne explétif » to reassure myself like “Yes! I know this language I’ve devoted over 5 years of my life to”

I’ve just seen a c0ck ring shaped like Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon 💀💀💀

I think about the house from the “Beautiful Creatures” film often

Happy birthday to me I guess

The way I’ll always remember march 11th as the day of my first shag because an artist I love released an album on that day and it also happens to be the last day of my teens

Forget about top and bottom: are y’all charm or strange???

What’s it called when there’s this big reunion of fit gays at a swimming pool??? I see these posts often

The rave was fxcking AWESOME and I will be back. I chase what makes me feel good 😩🤩🤩

Marie Davidson said “I want your ass on the floor” so my ass on the floor!!!

Can’t wait for my very first rave tomorrow! I’ll be reborn and sore from shaking my flat arse!!!

I tried poppers with some guy and it smelled like a very strong correction fluid

I’ve got these 6 recorded, which one should I see first???

The main character from “Worst Person in the World” is literally me

I experimented with a so-called AI accent oracle and it wasn’t even close lmao. At least it didn’t clock my native accent! Apparently my accent is German, Swedish or even native if I try very hard

I’m convinced I’m this album biggest fan lol

I must gain weight because my arms are too thin for this

In my shopaholic era 🤩💸🤑

Considering one of these 4 hairstyles

I hate being on the opposite side of the weight spectrum where I’m so skinny I can’t buy anything cool because it’ll be too loose, or too short if it’s a smaller size. Can somebody come up with a reverse Ozempic?