I would just like to inform the chat that it’s currently 1am in London and a big spider just *fell from the ceiling and smacked me in the forehead.* It’s now crawled under the bed and gone missing. Yes, I will be burning my home to the ground. Thank you for your attention to this matter, goodnight.
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lav
My nightmare
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kulbs
Did you survive the night?! 😬
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haris5
Are you still alive
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anseo
Messaging from the afterlife: my funeral’s on Friday. *Obviously* there’ll be an open bar afterwards so enjoy yourselves 🙂‍↕️
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themajewsky
I don’t understand where all these spiders came from in London?? suddenly they’re everywhere since like last year. I had one in my milk frother this morning and the thought of drinking a coffee with a spider makes me sick😭 😭 😭
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anseo
@themajewsky A spider in your MILK FROTHER? That sounds like a hate crime, sue Mother Nature 😭
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bk-nyc
This is the correct course of action
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