What’s the most Kookoo-banana-bonkers thing someone has said to you on a dating app?
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it was on grindr. someone wanted me to come over to fuck their ex who they supposedly had tied to a bed in their basement. not sure if it was real or not
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sxylxrr
Slid into my dms, no introduction, just immediately asked me to stand on them and fart in their face 💀 my block button pressed assault charges after that
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@kings_world i kept trying to figure out if he was telling the truth or not. i might have ended up blocking the profile or deleting my own before anything else happened.
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@kings_world yeah. it could have been a roleplay thing too… i’m not sure. but i will never forget it
saochiang
@trevlom Sounds more like a scheme to disappear you and harvest your organs for the black market…
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silveraccordlx
@sxylxrr omg somebody asked me to fart on their face for $50 and there have been times I looked back and wondered why I didn’t take the money for something so easy 😂 😂
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xserg
Found my airbnb host on grindr upon check out and knocked on the door to be let back in for a hookup
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stef0
Um m … so many … oh if we sleep together we can find out if we’re ment for each other if we’re soulmates !!
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