What’s your fav REAL HOUSEWIVES quote ? - Anselm (@anselm) • Collective

juvenlee_surrealart

Be cool. Just, be cool. - Luann 😂

9 months

anselm

@juvenlee_surrealart don’t be all like uncool ?

9 months

juvenlee_surrealart

@anselm 🙌🏽🙌🏽

9 months

juanra.mart

So nasty and so rude -Nene 😂

9 months

anselm

@juanra.mart SOOO NASTY AND SOOOOO RUDE

9 months

jsonlate

Wack? This is for children!

9 months

annocha

A white refrigerator!!!!!

9 months

jayohen

You shut your mouth I’ve had enough you you beast …BEAST?!

9 months

anselm

@annocha CHILE THE GETTTTTOOOOO

9 months

anselm

@jayohen How dare you? HOW DARE ME? You came into my home… AND I APOLOGIZED!!!

9 months

thecarbster

And you came in, in your Herman Munster shoes.

9 months

anselm

@thecarbster actually they are LV shoes so I don’t know what to tell you

9 months

thecarbster

@anselm even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes

9 months

bowie

you can stab me in the back whilst you’re there kiss my ass

9 months

jonathanfraga

Name em

9 months

sebulous

“If you come for me, I’ll send Jesus after you” or maybe just “beast!”

9 months

anselm

@sebulous .. how dare you …

9 months

anselm

@jonathanfraga JEEZ I WANNA SAY STH BUT YOU DONT LET ME TALK !

9 months

anselm

@bowie I love dogs, just Not Crazy about beetches

9 months

sebulous

@anselm I can pretty much do the whole thing lol

9 months

anselm

@sebulous I would love to recreate it with Friends

9 months

sebulous

@anselm let’s do a collective version!!

9 months

anselm

@sebulous you don’t know how much I wanna do that! Which part do you wanna do

9 months

kyemack

“She’s sitting around, running around talking about my husband, the father of my children, and she spends her weekends peddling through sperm banks, looking through catalogs trying to find a donor. Honey, you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child molester because what you will know is that he needed $10 for a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now, check that.”

9 months

hidden

Adriana “Ho-anna” the spanglish moment, RHOM

9 months

joeberge

It’s TURTLE TIME

9 months

anselm

@joeberge Bethanny can you do turtle time for 15 min 🙃🤪

9 months

anselm

@kyemack GAGGGGED

9 months

migue

My friend Gwyneth

9 months

anselm

@migue Gwyneth who?

9 months

migue

@anselm PALTROW 🥴

9 months

sierramichhh

Who goin check me boo?

9 months

sierramichhh

Bling bling bling bitches is maddd

9 months

sierramichhh

I still need to get this watch😭😭😭honestly I quote this whole scene and rhoa too muchhh

9 months

erawn

Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight heifer?

9 months

erawn

While you were running your mouth I was running to the BANK

9 months

xjscope

@anselm “Kathy would never act like this. Kathy would have my back like a real sister.”

9 months

sierramichhh

Who is honky dory?!?!!

9 months

xjscope

Not today Satan, Not Today Ankles, Not Today Neck. We don’t have it.

9 months

xjscope

Sesame Street. If you know, you know. 😅

9 months

sierramichhh

DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING MORGAN LETTERSSS

9 months

sierramichhh

Jealous of what?! Your ugly leather pants???

9 months

sierramichhh

How do I quote kyle running away in the rhobh amsterdam trip

9 months

sierramichhh

“You wanna talk about huzzzband?”

9 months

anselm

@marcello-jd 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I would be jumping across the table 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

9 months

sierramichhh

Anytime karen calls giselle gizzy or green eyed bandits😭😭😭

9 months

alecaazam_

“It’s getting weird…BUT I STILL NEED TO GET THIS WATCH!” Love Nene! 😝😝😝

9 months

alecaazam_

@sierramichhh haha yessss!!!! I love it 😁😝

9 months

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